of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
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John Barrowman in the back there really got a kick out of that.
j OHN
looks like he’s getting a little bit more than a kick
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This needs more notes.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried
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jean valjean for father of the year because honestly how many dads will carry their adopted daughter’s boyfriend through a sewer of shit to keep him alive
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1 hour ago on May 26, 2013 at 01:24am
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
rejecting hitler from art school
holy shit
electing george bush twice
hooking up with taylor swift
giving the westboro baptist church internet access
sleeping with Sam Winchester
fuck
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thestarsgowaltzingout:emilytea10:invisiblecashews:
Actually, the photographs are spaced ten years apart, not sixteen.
1912 to 1922.
The young, homeless (but no less dapper) wanderer shown in the first survived the sinking of the Titanic and swam to the shores of West Egg. There he built a life and a large, empty house, in an effort to win the heart of the wealthy, upper class woman he’d fallen in love with a decade earlier and had been separated from against his will.
He shed his earlier identity, and changed his name to reflect his new station. Jack was now known as Jay Gatsby, the eccentric millionaire who threw parties every night in the hopes that one day his love would show up and spin with him as they had long ago in the dance hall of the lower decks.
holy shit
And then, at the beginning of Inception, he starts out washed up on a shore.
still no oscar
well my brain fucking hurts now
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a clockwork plum: A declaration. ›
I feel most myself when I am a question mark,
A child, roughly 2-4 years in age,
Plaguing you with ‘why’s —
If slightly more advanced,
Wondering why blue has the shortest wave length,
And why chlorophyll is green.
I am at home in museums, with bare bones
And artifacts I don’t understand
From time…
who the fuck uses email still
people that need an appropriate way to tell their professors that they will suck some big things for an A!! Can I get an amen!!!
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*rolls up the US constitution and makes the fattest most patriotic blunt ever*
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I am, I am, I am.: Timing is everything as long as you are counting. ›
Someone told me to write something beautiful for them
about timing. About finding the right things in all the wrong
places and I thought please, just pinch me full of empty
people’s dreams.
There is no beauty in finding a ripped sugar packet
on the sidewalk, two…
Apparently when you are in a job interview and the interviewer asks you to choose one word that best describes yourself, the correct answer is not “Fergalicious.”
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Sometimes I can’t write
because there are too many
reasons my heart is beating
and not enough words
to explain.But sometimes no words come
because I feel nothing
and I’m afraid
my heart is
running out of reasons.
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Angie Harmon and Sasha Alexander Signing Autographs at the TBS/TNT Upfront 2013 Party in NYC
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i'm victoria and i like words and poems and stars and books and tea and sunshine and rain and swings and celebrities and people and yep. i appreciate you spending your time here and you are fantastic (so is meg ily bby)
